Community Muppateers Right Hand in Critical Condition Following Elmo Assassination Attempt (Onion Radio News) by Gary Kopycinski on March 4, 2012 Gary Kopycinski Author More in Community: CSCC Business After Hours in Park Forest May 16 April 27, 2024 Star Wars Giveaway, Rock Painting, and More at the Park Forest Library in May April 16, 2024 Non-Partisan Committee Sets Annual Meeting April 14, 2024 Sesame Street-(ENEWSPF)- Perhaps my favorite story ever from The Onion Radio News. Enjoy the official report on the Elmo assassination attempt.