Video: Martin Luther King Bust First Thing To Go, Romney Advisor Quietly Thinking

A new study finds that Americans need six hours of sleep at work, scientists say the U.S. may have discovered a previously unknown level of not caring about Syria, and a fan prefers Tarantino’s early work when he was shelving movies all day at a video store, It’s the week of July 16th, 2012.

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