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The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC Releases Latest Commercial Featuring Full Frontal Negativity (Story/Video)

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THE UNITED STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA-(ENEWSPF)- To be honest, we were not sure where to classify this one. However, the PAC is as real as the other PACs. If you take the other PACs seriously at all, then you must also take "The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC" seriously as well.

Behold the first press release we've discovered from the "The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC":

The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC has released another television commercial in advance of the South Carolina GOP Primary, which most experts agree will be held on Saturday. The negative ad, entitled "Modern Stage Combat," goes after the one man whose recent surge in popularity poses the greatest threat to the status quo: Stephen Colbert

"If we were coordinating with Stephen Colbert, why would we release an attack ad against him?" said Jon Stewart, President For Life For Now of The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC. "Although, since he’s such a smart, charismatic, natural leader, it was a little difficult to find reasons to go after him. But we did, and we think this powerful commercial will win over some of the 'Anybody-But-Stephen’ voters."

The ad begins airing tomorrow in South Carolina in an antiquated medium known "tele-vision." A version in a more newfangled format can be found here.

Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow, also known as The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC, is dedicated to finding new and innovative ways to use the Citizens United ruling to divide citizenry.

And, in case you somehow miss the satire or irony in all of this, here's an ad from the "The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC" narrated by Samuel L. Jackson:

There are more ads, narrated by others, here.

The real irony, or shame of it all, of course, is that these Superpacs are legal.

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